vintagexpurple:

fairytaledreaming:

ohwowlovely:

blakeharnage-:

zawmbee:

voteforgoats:

georgiagrace:

my face fell when i read this just….
then i laughed

LOL WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO ANNOUNCE HIS LOST VIRGINITY TO THE WORLD?

HAHA. IYLSMHKFDMHDFKJMFHOFDO MGOFMDOGMDFGOM GOCMGOSMGSOHM yesZ:

SDJRGKDZRGZDSJRGZDLRKJ LOL OMG

LOL.

OH JOE. LOLZ. NICE THAT HE’S SO ~OPEN~ WITH THE FANS.

is this real life

IT’S A FAKE JOE JONAS ACCOUNT, BRINGS THE LULS Y’KNOW. ;D

vintagexpurple:

fairytaledreaming:

ohwowlovely:

blakeharnage-:

zawmbee:

voteforgoats:

georgiagrace:

my face fell when i read this just….

then i laughed

LOL WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO ANNOUNCE HIS LOST VIRGINITY TO THE WORLD?

HAHA. IYLSMHKFDMHDFKJMFHOFDO MGOFMDOGMDFGOM GOCMGOSMGSOHM yesZ:

SDJRGKDZRGZDSJRGZDLRKJ LOL OMG

LOL.

OH JOE. LOLZ. NICE THAT HE’S SO ~OPEN~ WITH THE FANS.

is this real life

IT’S A FAKE JOE JONAS ACCOUNT, BRINGS THE LULS Y’KNOW. ;D

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  • SKYLAR says:
  • AHEM.
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • GOT A SORE THROAT AYE?
  • ;D
  • skylar; pull the trigger. says:
  • actually yes. -.-
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • LOLOLOLOLOL
  • OMG LOL
  • skylar; pull the trigger. says:
  • WHATT.
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • THE PEDO SMILIE WAS SUGGESTING SOMETHING
  • AND YOU AGREED
  • skylar; pull the trigger. says:
  • GTFO MY SMILEY.
  • OMG.
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • I AM LOLING
  • I AM TUMBLRING THIS
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  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • i like it
  • its easyyy
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • LIKE YOUR MUM
  • dont read this , you read it didnt u u slag says:
  • i sat around spinning in a chair for like an hour because i was so bored
  • ZINGGGG SYD
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • : DDD
  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • you're so annoying together
  • did you know that
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • OR AMAZING?
  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • no
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • THAT IS THE QUESTION
  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • annoying
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • OR
  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • there is no question
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • AMAZING
  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • shut up
  • dont read this , you read it didnt u u slag says:
  • I THINK ITS AMAZING SYD
  • I THINK THE ANSWER
  • IS AMAZING
  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE. says:
  • I THINK THIS TOO
  • asha was here : 0 says:
  • IM GOING TO IGNORE YOU NOW
  • BRB
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thedailywhat:

O HAI.
Also: Crasher Seal is now a meme.
[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

O HAI.

Also: Crasher Seal is now a meme.

[reddit.]

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Ohkay, so a certain somebody’s tumblr post has really annoyed me. you insulted a lot of my friends in that post and srsly you need to stfu, you don’t know anything about them. so what if you’ve spoken to them a few times on msn that doesn’t change the fact. Both jenna and jess are good people and it’s not right for you to suggest otherwise or say anything bad about them. I know they said some things about you or whatever, ever heard of taking the higher road? You say that jenna’s friends are all sweet and nice until her, well I’ve been her friend for nearly two years now and I’m not a bitch. I’m nice to everyone that starts talking to me on twitter/msn and it’s the same for the ‘rest of them’ that you mentioned so that point of yours is invalid. I could say some harsh things in reply to what you said about them but like I said earlier, the higher road is a nice place to be. There’s no name calling there.

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  • Stranger: hey
  • You: HALLO
  • Stranger: caps?
  • You: OH YES.
  • You: YOU SHOULD USE THEM TO.
  • Stranger: excited?
  • You: THEY ARE VERY ENJOYABLE.
  • You: YES.
  • Stranger: how so ?
  • You: I AM EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
  • You: :D
  • Stranger: really you should be i guess
  • Stranger: dont meet many people?
  • You: I DO NOT, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY PAROLE OFFICER HAS LET ME USE THE COMPUTER IN MONTHS.
  • Stranger: lols
  • Stranger: what are you on parloe for
  • Stranger: parole
  • You: ABUSING A PERSON OF THE STREETS
  • You: SEXUALLY
  • Stranger: wow in daylight?
  • You: YES.
  • You: IN TIMES SQUARE
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • You: HELLO DEAR FRIEND
  • Stranger: yea
  • You: ...
  • You: OHKAY.
  • Stranger: ogre
  • Stranger: from
  • You: HOW DARE YOU
  • You: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
  • You have disconnected.
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  • Stranger: WHY?
  • Stranger: WHY DID YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DID?
  • You: BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN
  • You: I AM SORRY.
  • Stranger: MAKING OUT WITH MY SON, IS FUN?
  • Stranger: YOU THINK THAT'S FUN?
  • Stranger: WE COULD OF PLAYED WITH CONDOMS TOGETHER ;-;
  • You: I SAID I WAS SORRY.
  • You: I DID NOT MEAN TO HURT YOU. D:
  • You: LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE PAST AND MOVE FORWARD.
  • Stranger: I CAN'T
  • Stranger: I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE
  • Stranger: her name is heather ;]
  • Stranger: We had fun in one of them hotel a few days ago during you and kendall's fun tiem.
  • Stranger: in my car.
  • You: NO, THIS CANNOT BE.
  • Stranger: IT IS
  • Stranger: TAKE MY SON
  • Stranger: ILL HAVE HEATHER
  • Stranger: WE'LL MAKE MORE CHILDREN
  • Stranger: <3
  • You: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL.
  • Stranger: I'm sorry it had to end like this.
  • You: BUT I SHALL MISS YOU TERRIBLY.
  • Stranger: I will make out with you on your wedding day.
  • Stranger: And we shall make love.
  • Stranger: And get married.
  • Stranger: <3
  • Stranger: Until then
  • Stranger: Be safe
  • Stranger: Use condoms
  • Stranger: And stay away from Hansen.
  • Stranger: <3
  • Stranger: I love you, stranger.
  • You: I LOE YOU TOO STRANGER.
  • You: I MEAN LOVE. D:
  • Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o
  • Stranger: RIIDE INTOO THA DAYNGAH ZOON
  • Stranger: <3
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Stranger: if your female would you like a male slave?
  • You: O FER SURE.
  • You: YOU MAY START BY DOING MY WASHING.
  • You: PLEASE.
  • You: IT'S BEEN SITTING THERE FOR WEEKS.
  • Stranger: no tortue and humiliate me
  • You: I WILL NOT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT LAST REPLY UNTIL YOU CORRECT THE SPELLING
  • You: THANK YOU
  • Stranger: torture me and humiliate me ?
  • You: THANK YOU. THAT IS MUCH BETTER.
  • You: NOW GO AND ASK YOUR MOTHER THAT. I AM SURE THAT WILL BE TORTURE AND HUMILIATE YOU ENOUGH.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • You: HELLO FRIEND
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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