• Stranger: AL?
  • Stranger: ASL*
  • You: OH, I SAW THAT.
  • You: YOU MADE A FAIL.
  • Stranger: ?
  • Stranger: so what?
  • You: MAY I ASK A QUICK QUESTION?
  • Stranger: yes...
  • You: DO YOU, BY ANY CHANCE HAVE ANY UPDOG.
  • You: I HAVE LOST MINE.
  • Stranger: what is that?
  • You: YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT UPDOG IS?
  • You: YOU POOR CHILD.
  • You: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING?
  • You: UNDER A ROCK?
  • Stranger: yes
  • You: OH...I AM TERRIBLY SORRY THEN.
  • Stranger: you should be
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